Friday, August 21, 2009

Action Packed afternoon...

INTRODUCTION
Mr A ( a crazy driver )
Mr B ( an Australian returned modern Gandhi )
On a bright sunny day A n B go out in A’s new car to meet their friends C n D who are brothers
C came from US for a vacation to India
D is C’s younger brother who was born 3 generations early……

TODAY....
A n B are lying on the X-ray machines in Apollo hospital
C is talking to the Doctor
D is buying water n medicines in a medical store….
START OF Flash back……… 
SCENE-1
A,B,C,D are getting late for an afternoon drink n lunch……
A usually drives the car like a mad dog left on the road……
But for a surprise he is driving very slowly on 50’s as it’s a new car.....
B n C are seriously discussing on next days plan…in the back seat…
A n D are listening to some slow songs……..

Suddenly D shouts ‘Aaaatttuuoooooooo’ 
A blowed horn applied brakes and turned the car a side………..
It was a usual "just miss" for A……
D got pissed off and after discussing with every body....
the car turns back and chases the Auto and stops the auto


ABCD get down from car and see two drunken friends in the auto one of them driving and other relaxing in the back seat.
A pulls the auto key…..
B stares at the auto guys…..
C controlling his temper….
D abuses the auto guys…..


SCENE-2
A is holding one guy and B is hitting him very hard….
C pushes the other guy on to a running tractor and D is kicking him….

After getting hit properly Auto guys managed to throw stones at ABCD under the supervision of around 50 spectators who are watching the show with out a ticket….

SCENE-3
ABCD are trying to escape from there in the car, asking their friend to bring the cops…..
Auto guys took another auto and are chasing the car and turned that auto upside down on a sudden left.. and then ABCD manage to escape........
Auto guys are searching for the Car in the near by lanes and finds another car of same color and are hitting the car with stones….

SCENE-4
Cops come and take the autoguys to the police station…
Friend takes ABCD to hospital……
END OF Flash back………

Things that got damaged…..
A’s wrist .B’s Elbow.

Things that are torn
3 pockets and 4 shirts…..worth 6000 INR

Things that got stained with blood
2 shirts and 1 trouser

Things that got broken
1 watch worth 4000 INR

Things that are lost and found later
1 Ring worth 12000 INR

Free gifts to the spectators and near by…
1st winner- a bleeding head because of a stone hit.
2nd winner- an upside down auto for donating it to the auto driver to chase the car.
3rd winner- broken windshield of a similar car.

Time taken for A n B to recover.
2 months.

Overall expenditure in the hospitals.
25000 INR

Sweet memories…
A dent on the car because of the stone hit….


Hi i am Mr "A" -Kalyan  
I am the shameless driver...























 Hi i am Mr "B" -Satish  
I am gandhi in jeans...
























Hi i am Mr "C" -Chaitanya  
I am as boring as I look...


























Hi i am Mr "D" -Prithvi  
I am born 3 generations early...

























Thursday, August 20, 2009

My love...


Once upon a time...... long long ago........ in the year 1994……….

I was 13 yrs old wearing a t-shirt and chermas cheddi……..

My love came into my life for the first time like " tabu's introduction in premadesam movie.."

As people say a bulb will glow inside u.. it glowed for me like a quick camera flash… But I never knew that it is not just a flash it’s a flood light…….

She was in a white top and a brown bottom………

Like a good creative movie director I thought of revealing my partner at the end but could not stop my self from telling that, my first love is a cigarette…..

First date was when I tried in my bathroom it dint go well I still felt her as a stranger...

I just coughed and blew it out...

Second date was on a rainy day with romance filled all over, could not resist myself from meeting her again and begged my dad for his scooter, telling him that I need to bring a book immediately, went out in the rain and bought one cig and a match box.

Could not light it as it got wet,,,

Bought it for the second time but could not light it…..

Bought it for the third time but was not sucessful again.…..

Getting late to go home………so started back home disappointedly but could not sleep that whole night…….

Third date was on a Sunday….. got up took my bicycle and went 3 kms away from my house and bought a cig and matchbox and sat in the park to give a new start to my life……..

Days went on and I finished my tenth exams and then I took her seriously and started to feel her……….

Learning to romance her I felt like I won this world……..

From then there were very few days I dint meet her……..

I still remember those sleep less nights when I was missing her badly sleeping alone on the bed in a hostel room when I was in my +2….

When I was in my engineering that is when I realized that this is not just attraction I really fell in love with her..

it is almost 15yrs since I met her the first time… but even today.. every time I make love its like a fresh n new beginning of life……….

I start my day with her and I end it with her……….

I am 28 now and I owe her all my life………

If u see her properly you will observe that .



“Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.”

You can not stop yourself from picking her up……..








My Love...,

You held me close, you touched my lips,

you brought more joy than you'll ever know.

My soul was breach on a daily basis by your love.

The life I had with you was golden and no one can ever take away the love you and I shared.

Giving is a selfless act, one that doesn't happen often, but you made it a thing of beauty as well as regularity.

You shared my happiness, grief, sorrow, tensions, excitements………..

I can not imagine my life with out u…………..











My Love.....

Thank you for all the moments u left for me

Thank you for being with me always

Thank you for your fragrance.